hey, did i ever tell you the story about how, years ago, my mom's best friend and I secretly replaced a block of cheese my mom was annoyingly picking at, and eating bit by bit with her fingers, with a bar of same-colored yellow soap? We waited ten full minutes before she picked again and tasted. It was well worth the wait. :)
But wait, i digress. What was I talking about? Oh yeah, my unfortunate potty mouth and sometimes-risque sense of humor. Which is why i've started a YA blog. For those of you not in the know, YA = young adult. Why? Because I write YA fiction too. And literary YA fiction at that. So, really, I should learn to behave.
Now, sure, if you're a YA yourself, you can go to my other blog. Nothing horrible will happen if you do. It's all in good fun and there's nothing too terrible there. Nothing half as bad as you've all seen on Family Guy (*huge god forbid cringe*) or just The Simpsons (*very amused and mostly reluctant cringe*). But, you know, in case you want to avert your eyes, I'm starting this mostly appropriate one. We'll see how long it lasts. Once naughty, always a little naughty. But, I'll do my best to behave because I'm a big famous writer now.
Ok, I'm old.
One or the other.
Ok, mostly the other.
Hope you enjoy it here.
p.s. young or old, tell me one of the funniest pranks you ever pulled on your mother!